Patch notes, lol @ axes, and I have to poop but can't...

No I'm not constipated, I'm here working by myself and I have to poop, but if someone comes in, I'm going to be stuck between shit and a hard place.

Ok, my review on the patch notes;After laziness kicked in, I made my rant shorter:

Emblem changes (Moved to the top for importance of ranting):

Ok, Blizzard. We need to have a little chat, we haven't talked in a while, and that's because you were doing such a good job of not fucking up. Rewarding players with items that are comparable with items in the next tier for doing easier content is spoiling the lesser skilled players. It's like giving a Gold Medal from actual Olympics to the retard who trotted his ass along a track in the special Olympics. Why would this frustrate me? Well when you recruit players, you look at their gear. If they have gear that is comparable to other gear that is obtained from a certain difficulty level, the recruit can make the claim that they have the gear to take on certain encounters and play at a certain skill level, but when time comes for them to impress us, they fall flat on their faces, wasting our time, our repair money and decreasing moral.

IMO: Bring back the keys for heroics instances that require the higher reputations, make the nubs run the encounters and give them insight on what they need to do before attempting the harder encounter. This helps not having wasted time in a group that doesn't know what they're doing and wiping 5+ times on the first boss.



# of Attempts vs. Time Attempt Window: I can see why they changed it, but recovering after someone screws up within the first minute, the time limit might be better.

New Battleground: Interesting, yet already see people making templates for their bitching posts that the battleground favors the horde.

New Druid Art: Population of dumb druids increase exponentially cause they "look pretty".

Helping people level with portals, flightpaths, mailboxes. Not really needed, but thank you.

Arena: Thank you for no more "I can get your uber epics for 10000g" threads. Forcing people to do 3v3 and 5v5 is for the better, imo.

Battleground Exp: Won't compare with actual questing, but a cool concept. Not sure if I read it correctly, but would be cool if you could get both honor and exp.

Changes to AB, EotS, and WSG: THANK YOU!!

Mounts: Looks like people complained about running around Ashenvale and Duskwood, I like the changes. Too bad my Pally will be 80 before these go in. Maybe I'll level the lock or hunter next.

Death Knights: LOL, We finally got the hard hitting nerf stick.

Hunters, fucking hunters:

Traps now have separate 30 second cooldown categories: Fire (Immolation Trap, Explosive Trap and Black Arrow), Frost (Freezing Trap, Frost Trap) and Nature (Snake Trap). A hunter can have one trap of each category placed at one time.

It's really a mute point to bitch about hunters. Please the socials and the retarded is Blizzard's slogan by now.

Paladins: Can't tell, but looks like buff.

Rogues: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AXES!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AXES!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AXES!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AXES!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AXES!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AXES!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AXES!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AXES!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AXES!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AXES!!

Ugh.....end rant.

Pally to 64 and I still need to find someone with that LW boot pattern out of Ulduar.